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I am trying to find a quote....

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I am looking for a quote that was either here or the WotC boards. From what I remember the quote went like:
I hate you. My hatred burns as hot as a million suns...blah, blah, explanation of of universe burning hatred...also the flames are on fire.
I am trying to find the exact quote so I can send it to one of my law professors. I want to tell him exactly how much I liked the last writing assignment.

If nobody can find the quote or figure out what I am talking about, as similar description of absolute hatred should suffice. Most of the den is filled with surprisingly eloquent misanthropes. I am sure you can come up with something.
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FUCK! I remember that. It was the thread on dwarves vs elves in the D&D general board iirc. Real long essay that got sigged by a couple people.
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Well, there is Ebert's review of the movie North...
"I hated this movie. Hated hated hated hated hated this movie. Hated it. Hated every simpering stupid vacant audience-insulting moment of it. Hated the sensibility that thought anyone would like it. Hated the implied insult to the audience by its belief that anyone would be entertained by it."
He jumps like a damned dragoon, and charges into battle fighting rather insane monsters with little more than his bare hands and rather nasty spell effects conjured up solely through knowledge and the local plantlife. He unerringly knows where his goal lies, he breathes underwater and is untroubled by space travel, seems to have no limits to his actual endurance and favors killing his enemies by driving both boots square into their skull. His agility is unmatched, and his strength legendary, able to fling about a turtle shell big enough to contain a man with enough force to barrel down a near endless path of unfortunates.

--The horror of Mario

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"I hate this so much that by association I hate you personally, along with all of your family, friends and pets."
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Post by shau »

Found it I think
I disagree with you on general principle because the way you write fills me with rage akin to the burning fires of a thousand suns, each of which is made out of other, lesser suns. That burn. With flames.

The flames are also on fire.
I remember it being a bit longer.
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It sounds very much like the sort of thing one would find on Penny Arcade. If you want more of the sort, try some of Tycho's longer rants.
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
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You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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Post by shirak »

The quote is from the old Wizards boards. I think it was in response to something Tleilaxu_Ghola wrote though I'm not sure. I had it in my PC until about 4 months ago when I deleted mostly everything from those boards. Sorry man
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Prak_Anima wrote:It sounds very much like the sort of thing one would find on Penny Arcade. If you want more of the sort, try some of Tycho's longer rants.
I thought about adapting this http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/ ... like-text/
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that's actually the first thing I thought about too...
Cuz apparently I gotta break this down for you dense motherfuckers- I'm trans feminine nonbinary. My pronouns are they/them.
Winnah wrote:No, No. 'Prak' is actually a Thri Kreen impersonating a human and roleplaying himself as a D&D character. All hail our hidden insect overlords.
FrankTrollman wrote:In Soviet Russia, cosmic horror is the default state.

You should gain sanity for finding out that the problems of a region are because there are fucking monsters there.
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